TheManInJapan

Sorry that I haven’t been sending in columns lately (like you care).  I had a somewhat ridiculous past couple of weeks in that I would think to myself “Oh, I should write to Japanese club.” and then about five seconds later, I’d be like “Oh wow, everything on the internet is FASCINATING…”  And that brings us to now.

So what have I been up to?  I finally managed to buy a pre-paid cell phone, I went to a natural history museum, and had one of my Korean classmates sing Gwen Stefani to me (uncensored).

Gosh, beyond that, what could possibly noteworthy enough to report?  Oh, the guy that I’m creeping on had to go back to Korea for two weeks, so my classroom antics have been increasingly strange due to not giving a flying you-know-what.

My classmates probably think that I’m completely insane.  This is okay because it might be true.  But they think this for all the wrong reasons.  For instance, my habit of dipping french fries in my milkshakes.  They were appalled when I told them of this.  And of course, the only other American in my class wasn’t paying attention, so he was no help in assuring them that it really isn’t just me.

I think I may have also unintentionally convinced them that I come from a family of lumberjacks who wrestle bears.  I swear, that wasn’t my intent.  But I’ll roll with it I guess.

I also got talked into doing a 6-hour-long karaoke session with some of the other American students.  It was glorious.

Well, that’s all I’ve got.  Until next time.